We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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