the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
