Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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