I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
