Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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