I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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