would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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