I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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