:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
