I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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