Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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