dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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