I love black thongs
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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