i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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