i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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