My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We smell like vodka and hangover
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