you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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