bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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