garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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