can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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