Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
