how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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