Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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