Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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