I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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