got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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