no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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