Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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