what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
they need to just BURY HIM!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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