Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I currently don't understand fingers.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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