let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
