I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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