I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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