What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
