The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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