so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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