tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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