I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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