My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Sober January is a disaster.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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