So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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