why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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