i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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