sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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