wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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