so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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