R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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