yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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