I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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