why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I would ride that face into the sunset
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Randomize
