When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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