i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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