he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My ass is underappreciated
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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